I'm from Syracuse, NY and now live in Washington, DC.

I achieved the rank of Eagle Scout in Boy Scouts of America.

I went to Henninger High School in Syracuse, NY.

I hold a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree (concentration: Drawing) from the State University of New York at Fredonia.

I served as cartoon editor, cartoonist, and illustrator at the college newspaper, The Leader.

I worked on and off for 3 years at a convenience store in Syracuse called Wilson Farms.

I did two comic strips for React Magazine called HER! and Convenience Store.

I started publishing HER! online in 2001.

I started working as the first web designer for pbskids.org in 2000.

I went to Fred Rogers' memorial service in Pittsburgh.

I started painting pretty girls and robots in 2001.

I once posed as a territory manager-in-training at an Exxon-Mobil conference.

I once met the Bishop Don Magic Juan outside a video game conference.

I once was nominated for Player of the Week in the Potomac Wiffleball League with 3 HR/6 RBI/1.667 SLG/.500 OBA/3.0 ERA/0 E.

I've seen the Philadelphia Eagles play 2 times and Donovan McNabb play 0 times.

I sprained my ankle once playing soccer in front of the Lincoln Memorial and once playing Jumpin' Jackpot at an arcade in L.A.

I've seen George Carlin, Lewis Black, Mitch Hedberg, Dave Attell, Jon Stewart, and Dane Cook live.